Just had to post this….

Politicians win prizes every time (good humour)
John  was in the fertilized egg business.
He had several hundred young layers  (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He  kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was  replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and  attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone, so he  could tell from a distance,
which rooster was performing.
Now, he  could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening  to the bells.
John's favourite rooster, Barry, was a very fine  specimen,
but this morning he noticed Barry's bell hadn't rung at  all!
When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters  were  busy chasing
pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the  roosters coming, could run for
To John's amazement, Barry had  his bell in his beak, so it couldn't
He'd sneak up on a  pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.
John was so proud of Barry,  he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair
and he became an overnight  sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded  Barry the No Bell Piece

Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise  as well.

Clearly, Barry was a politician in the making.

Who else but  a politician could figure out how to win two of the                
most  highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at                
sneaking  up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying  attention.

Vote carefully, the bells are not always  audible.